Greetings, dear reader, and welcome, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully awesome profile page.
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Im Sam. I hail from Blackburn and Ive just left the Army. Im happy to travel anyway in Lancashire or Greater Manchester.
I have many interests Im in a band called Apple Pie Overdose. Were like a cross between Beethoven and The Cheeky Girls. We have 2 lead singers (me being one of them), a violin player, a piano player and a trumpet player. Our USP is each song we have a guest singer (highest profile so far is Ricky Hatton). We sing spoof hits of existing songs.
I have 3 cats and a dog. My dogs called Billy. Hes a sexual athlete. When hes feeling fruity he likes to do it human style. He use to be a cocaine addict though. When he gets a craving now though he does the washing up. Bless his little cotton socks!
Im hoping to retire when Im 35 to work on my crazy golf handicap, and go traveling across the world (with you if you play your cards right). I dabble in the stock market to fund this and Im hoping to get a book published Im working on.
I always follow the advice of my favorite philosopher who says:”If you take life to serious, youll become delirious…..its Chico time!”
I charge £50 per hour or £250 for overnight. Cant argue with that can you ladies.
If you need to contact me, its best to do it by email or text first as I often need to have it on silent.
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